from bad to never leaving the house again

Today was quite possibly one of the worst day in my life. Murphy was in top form today. My car had a flat. By the time I reached the university, I realized all the papers I had graded had been left on the dining room table. I got those just to run out of gas. I had to walk to get fuel and a semi splashed water on me, so I had to change clothing before teaching my classes.

My classes were 100% worse than normal. And at the end of the day, one of the fraternity members thought it might be humorous to pants me in front of the entire school. I was wearing my Star Wars boxers.

They have been dealt with..but after a day like today...I just don't want to go back outside.